BREADS

There was a time not so awfully long ago when a person didn't simply run down to the local bakery or super market to buy bread, they had to make their own. Cowboys, who normally worked from dawn till dark, simply did not have the time to wait for yeast to work and the bread to rise, so they came up with a recipe for making biscuits in less than half an hour.

COWBOY BISCUITS

2 Cups Flour
1 T. Baking Powder
1 T. Sugar
2 T. Crisco, Lard or Butter
2/3 Cup Milk

Preheat oven to 450, even though real chuckwagon cooks used a dutch oven and glowing coals for baking biscuits. Mix dry ingredients and cut in shortening until mixture has a texture sort of like corn meal. Add milk and use a fork, spoon or your hand to combine. Put the dough onto a floured surface and roll around until all sides are coated and no longer sticky. Place ball of dough into a well-greased cake pan or iron skillet and pat it down to an even thickness. Grease the top surface with butter or margarine.

Using a soup can, baking powder can or even a small glass; cut one round biscuit right in the middle of the pan. It should then look like a bull's-eye or the insignia on the wing of a Spitfire. For the western history buff, that center biscuit is known as the "Cook's Biscuit".

The tip of an egg turner works just great for the next step but it can be done with a table knife. Cut through the dough between the center biscuit and the rim of the pan in 8 equally-spaced places, making a total of nine biscuits.

See how much simpler that was than trying to cut individual round biscuits which are no longer round once they are shoved together in the pan.

Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until nice and brown on top.

Nine biscuits should serve four people, unless you happen to have some honey or a jar of Mexican strawberry jam to go with them, and then they will probably only serve two.


COUNTRY CORNBREAD

The son of a rather backwoodsy family went off to college and when he returned home for Christmas, his father asked him, "What are you studying in college?"

The son replied, "My favorite subject is geometry.

"Well, say something for us in geometry," ordered his father.

Now wanting to make his father appear ignorant in front of all their friends, he replied, "Pi R Square."

The father jumped to his feet and yelled, "Them damn fool college perfessers don't know nothing. Pie ain't square, pie are round. Cornbread are square."

1 Cup Cornmeal, preferably yellow
1/2 Cup Flour
I T. Sugar
1 T. Baking Powder
1/2 Tsp. Salt
3 T. Bacon Grease
1 Egg
1 Cup Milk

Preheat oven to 450. While country cornbread is always baked in a square pan, cowboys cooked theirs in an iron skillet. You can use whichever turns you on. Melt bacon grease in the pan and tilt to coat interior. Mix all dry ingredients and beat egg in the milk. Stir the milk and egg into the dry ingredients. When well blended, pour all of the grease that you can from the pan into the batter and mix. Pour batter into pan and bake for about 15 minutes, or until top surface is browned and toothpick comes out clean.

For Mexican cornbread, add 1/2 cup minced onion and two finely chopped jalapenos, which have had the seeds removed, to the batter before baking.

My grandmother used to make what she called "Breakfast Cornbread" by adding a cup of raisins or chopped dried fruit which had been plumped up in hot water, three additional tablespoons of sugar and a dash of cinnamon. Served hot with butter and syrup or honey, it was fantastic.


PAN BREAD

This is really an all purpose recipe which can become flour tortillas, pie crusts, dumplings or a bread much like Pita Bread. The dough for this bread will keep for several days in the 'fridge or at least one day at room temperature. In fact, it works better if made ahead of time and allowed to set for a while.

1 Cup Flour
2 T. Solid Shortening (lard, butter, bacon grease or Crisco)
1 Tsp. Baking Powder
1/2 Tsp. Salt
4 T. Cup Cold Water

Cut flour, baking powder and salt into the shortening until it takes on the consistency of corn meal. Add water and mix into a stiff dough If the dough is too dry and keeps falling apart, add one or two more spoons of water. Work dough on a floured surface for a couple minutes. Store in a plastic bag.

To cook as pan bread, heat dry skillet until a drop of water will bounce around a bit before evaporating. It is important that the pan not be too hot or the bread will burn. Pinch off pieces of the dough in balls about the size of an egg and pat between your hands until no more than a quarter inch thick. Put into pan and keep checking the bottom side until nice and brown. Turn over and finish cooking. Total cooking time will be about 10 minutes.

Cut the uncooked dough into one inch strips and boil about 10 minutes in chicken or beef stock to make dumplings.

Toss these pieces of dough into hot oil and brown on one side. Turn to brown the other side and you have Indian Fry Bread or Sopapillas.

To make flour tortillas, follow the directions for pan bread except that you will need to roll the dough very thin before cooking.

This recipe will also make one pie crust when rolled out to fit the average 6 or 9 inch pie pan.


QUICK & EASY ROLLS

There is nothing like a pan of hot, home-made rolls to brighten up the evening meal, however few RV cooks care to take the time and effort required to make them. Here is a recipe which is easy to make and require only about an hour from conception to consumption.

1 Cup Warm Water
1 Pkg. Dry Yeast
2 T. Sugar
1/2 Tsp. Salt
1 Egg
2 T. Oil
2 1/4 Cups Flour

The time-tested way of getting water just the right temperature to activate yeast is to use your finger as a gauge. It should be about as hot as you can stand to hold your finger in it and no more or it will kill the yeast.

Dissolve the yeast in the water then blend in oil, sugar, salt and 1/2 cup of the flour. Stir in the egg and then the remainder of the flour. Let rise in mixing bowl for about half an hour or until double in volume. The dough will be very sticky but that is the way that it should be.

Stir the dough down and spoon into greased muffin pans to about 3/4 full, then set aside for 25 minutes to rise. Bake 15 minutes in 400 degree oven, or until nice and brown on top. Remove from oven and let cool for 5 minutes before turning out of the pan.


BAJA BEER BREAD (Pan Tecate)

For best results, this recipe should be followed exactly, otherwise you might have some awfully mad people to contend with. To make enough beer bread for the evening meal, you will need a minimum of the following and you should start making it just after siesta.

2 Six Packs of your favorite Cerveza*
6 Cups Flour
2 T. Baking Powder
2 T. Sugar
1 Tsp. Salt
1 8" Iron Skillet
Several neighbors**

* 2 of the beers should be left out of the fridge to come to room temperature. Begin by opening one of the cold beers and sample its flavor. Set the oven to 375 degrees to heat and grease the skillet. Combine 3 cups of the flour, 1 tablespoon of the sugar, 1 tablespoon of the baking powder, half of the salt and one of the warm beers. Dump the dough into the skillet and set aside for about 20 minutes to rise. This will also allow you time to finish your first beer. Open a second cerveza frio for yourself and put the skillet into the oven.

Within about 15 minutes, the aroma of the cooking beer bread will have reached **neighbors at least five rigs away and they are bound to come sniffing around to see what's cooking. Offer each of them a cold beer. By the time that the bread has been in the oven for 40 minutes, it should be done and your two six-packs will probably be all gone. Send the neighbors back to their own rigs for more beer while you remove the pan of bread from the oven. Let everyone tear off pieces of the hot bread with their fingers and it would be nice to have a little butter spread on it.

After all the bread, beer and neighbors are all gone, if you happen to think of it and can still find the kitchen, use the remaining half of the ingredients to make another pan of beer bread for dinner.


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